Every man knows he needs a bigger TV. But you-know-who is standing in his way: The same “Negative Nelly” who always tries to hold him back when he has a visionary household idea, such as washing underwear in the dishwasher, or installing a urinal in the bedroom: his wife. The instant he tells her he needs a new TV, she's going to start coming up with nitpicky legalistic arguments like: “But our current TV works fine!” Or: “But we bought a new TV yesterday!” Or: “But we're broke and we live in a homeless shelter!” Women! Always ruled by their emotions. (Dave Barry)
Nie mamy telewizora. Potrzebny mi jest za to większy komputer. "Ale twój laptop działa całkiem dobrze!" "To zamień się ze mną." Zgroza na twarzy męża. Mężczyźni: hipokryci.
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